♫ Pink like the inside of your, baby / Pink like the walls and the doors, maybe / Pink like your fingers in my, maybe / Pink is the truth you can’t hide / Pink like your tongue going round, baby / Pink like the sun going down, maybe / Pink like the holes in your heart, baby / Pink is my favourite part ♫
Janelle Monáe & Tessa Thompson in the official video for PYNK
"Choke me enough so I can’t talk. Cause if I can talk, I’m gonna tell you what to do. And I’m tired of being the boss, I’m the boss all the time, so in the bedroom you be the boss.
Because I’m the real boss, and I told you to, mother fucker."
— Comedian Ali Wong about strong willed women in bed (via maylortay)
petition for john mulaney to play a character with a handlebar mustache called “Detective JJ Bittenbinder” on b99, his character is a child homicide detective who teaches kids how not to get kidnapped with Street Smarts™ and everyone that meets him is convinced he came straight out of the 1940s somehow